Potty break horror.

The humor and agony of this moment:

Me: I’m running to the potty. Mama will be RIGHT back.

DS #1: yes, sir.

((Door closes and literally 5 seconds pass.))

DS #1: MAMA!!!! MAMA!!!! MAMA!!!!! Oh. My. Gosh. Mama is gone. Mama is gone. She’s GONE!!!!!!! She left us. We will never eat pancakes again.

Sigh. Honey, these are YOUR chil’ren.

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