A friend on FB encouraged me to blog these little stories of The Crazies so that I could remember these times. 🙂
While loading the dishwasher:
DS #2: Mama, what are you doing?
Me: I’m loading the dishwasher.
DS #2: Ok, what’s next?
Me: I’m going to empty the dryer, load it again and then load the washer. Then, I am going to go peepee potty, get your snack & juice and then pay bills. Then, I’ll fold laundry.
DS #2: Mama, you go use my potty. You will go peepee faster in my potty. (As I walk towards his potty…) Be careful, mama. There’s a spider in there…… God, please don’t let that spider kill Mama………