The convo happening right now in the boys’ bedroom:
DS #1: So. Listen. When Mama and Daddy go to bed, we will sneak downstairs and unlock the door… and then, we are outta this joint.
DS #2: YEAH.
DD: Can we grab a chainsaw first? Then, I must stop by for some groceries.
DS #3: PHISH! I NEED IT! (Translation: I need fish!)
DS #1: So. It’s a plan. Tonight.
ALL of The Crazies: (GIGGLE)
Should I be concerned??