Warning. Seriously, don’t you know this warning by now? Stop reading.

Checked into labor and delivery. Here’s your designer gown and baby monitoring girdle. (Ummm, shouldn’t you get that girdle after having the baby???)

We are currently hooked up to the official Contraction Master computer and on baby observation. We’ve been told that:
1. Shift change occurs at 7 and my new nurse will be delighted to evaluate my cervix.
2. My regular OB will not be here for the delivery. A visiting OB covers the weekend.

So… We sit and watch the contraction mountains rise and fall on the screen.


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